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Ten Actual Bad Lines Used to Try to Pick me Up:
10:
What is that sandwich? Salami? I Got Salami for you...
9:
My Girlfreind even thinks you're pretty hot.
8:
People Tell Me I kind of Look Like Tom Cruise but not short and gay.
7:
Hey, Mami...Borriqua???
6:
You're only ordering Soda? I Have soda in my apartment. Soda tastes
much
better in my apartment...
5:
You like that show Oz? Cool. I was in prison.
4: Yeah but I figured you can be a Bitch if You got good
Tits.
3:
I am the candyman baby, and you is miss Georgia peaches DAMN!
2:
You look just like my mother when she was young, and all men are
attracted
to their mothers...
And
#1, said to me by an eleven year old boy on his bike:
You
wanna come home with me? I got pegs.
A
Good Theoretical Nookie Mix:
10:
I'm
Your Man-Leonard Cohen
9:
Man's
World-James Brown
8:
Closer-Nine
Inch Nails
7:
Queer-Garbage
6:
Starve-Rollins
Band
5:
Angry
Johnny-Poe
4:
Peel
Me a Grape-Diana Krall
3:
Your
Flesh is so Nice-Jeff Buckley
2:
You're
Lost Little Girl-The Doors
1:
Edge
of the World-Faith No More
SUPPLEMENTAL
Sex
is Violent/Nothing's Shocking-Jane's Addiction
Five
to One-The Doors
Happiness
is a Warm Gun-The Beatles
Convienences
Made into Very Difficult Projects by Martha Stewart:
Lip
Balm
Twine
and Twine Dispensers
Envelopes
(???!!!!)
Black
Pepper
Wastebaskets
Bread
and Toast
Sweater
Drying
Peanut
Butter