D.O.B. :
O8/02/76
Sign:
Leo
born in the Year of the Dragon
Hair:
Brown
(most of the time)
Eyes:
Vaguely
Evil Red-Brown
Height:
5'4"-
(add four inches of shoe)
Weight:
127
Food:
Japanese,
Italian, Indian,Tibetan, Thai (but not things in feet-sauce)
Basque, Creole, Soul
Food (I Like it, My thighs do not)
Ethopian, Nepalese, Senegalese
food, Falafel and Tahini
French, Spanish,
Japanese Milkbread covered in Evaporated Milk. Sour Apple Blow Pops, Juicy Pear Jelly Bellies
(generally any green food I can get my hands on), meltykisses,
Chana Masala,
Neuhaus Strawberry Truffles,
Godiva Key Lime Truffles,
Unbeleivable Ummy LaNonna
Omelet of Ecstasty
Music:
Old School New York Punk! Disco, Blues
Arena Rock, Glam
Rock, Soul (gut wrenching soul)
Show Music, Late 60's
trippy music, Mexican Mission Music
Jazz, Lounge Music, Garage
Metal, Big Band,Santeria Music.
Merengue,Mambo,Muppet
My Own Dulcet Tones in
the shower
Artists
(Music): Lou Reed, Ella, Leonard Cohen,
John Coltrane, Culture Club, the Doors, Van Halen, Vaganza,
Peter Tosh, Old Motown,
Fatboy Slim, Greatful Dead,
Jimi, Janis, Stevie Wonder,Lightenin'
Hopkins, Rammestein, Type O, White Zombie
Queen, the Beatles, Louis
Armstrong, Wagner, Thicke, Talking Heads, New York Dolls,
Nina Simone, John Lee
Hooker, P.M.Dawn, Tool(when I feel unladylike)
Tori Amos, L7, Morphine,
the Beatles, G'N'R, the Cure, Bird and Diz, Shoe Suede Blues,
the Misfits,Tim Buckley,
James Brown, Johnny Cash, Otis Redding, Etta James,
Booker T, Muddy Waters,Alice
in Chains, Jefferson Airplane, PJ Harvey
New Radicals, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Sabbath,
Al Green, FNM,
The Undead, Sarah Vaughn,
Miles Davis, Duke Ellington,
Garbage, Jeff Buckley,
the Pretenders, Mahalia Jackson
Authors:
Kurt
Vonnegut, Stephen King, Rilke, Adam Wiesen,
Jane Austen, Josephine
Hart, John Updike, P.G. Wodehouse
Dorothy Parker, Peter
Straub, Henry Rollins,
Emily Dickinson, Johann
Wolfgang Von Goethe, Scott Adams,
P.D. James, J.D. Salinger,
Peter David, Issac Asimov,
Lord Byron, Ray Bradbury,
Vladimir Nabokov, W.H. Auden, William Butler Yeats
Movies:
(favorites of all time, to date)
Jaws, Chopper, Times
Square, The Crow, The Stepford Wives,
the Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
Mommie Dearest,
Enter the Dragon, What's
Up, Tiger Lily?,
Heavy Metal, Schindler's
List, Thin Red Line,
EXCALIBUR
To Sir, With Love, Deliverance,
Black Hawk Down
Adrian Lyne's Lolita,
Live Nude Girls,
And the Band Played on,Apocalypse
Now,
Monty Python and the
Holy Grail
Suspiria, Das Boot, the
Shining,American Pimp
Any Sean Connery Bond,Platoon,
Crouching Tiger, Diner
All the Star Trek movies,
Heathers,The Wild Saragossa Sea
The Exorcist, One Flew
Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
Amelie, SPIDER-MAN!!!!!
GoodFellas, A Clockwork
Orange,Nightmare Before Christmas,
The Handmaid's Tale,
Natural Born Killers, Crying Freeman
Some Kind of Wonderful,
Edward Scissorhands,
Before Night Falls, O
Brother, The Mack, Willie Dynamite
The Rocky Horror Picture
Show, Club of the Discarded,
Lovely, Last Tango in
Paris, Grease, Full Metal Jacket,
The Warriors, Best
in Show, Brazil
Television
Shows: Red Dwarf, Law & Order and all its Children,
V, The Simpsons, S&tC
Any Sid and Marty Krofft,
The Osbournes
SNL, South Park, St.
Elsewhere, Hill Street Blues,
BlackAdder, The Young
Ones, Homicide,
The Golden Girls (Don't
Ask), Six Feet Under, Alive TV,
Animaniacs, Oz, Egg,
Star Trek: TNG
Are You Being Served?,
L.N.W. Conan O'Brien,
The Daily Show, Farscape
Actors(tresses),Comedians
and General Personalities:
Carl Reiner, Jennifer
Tilly, Mos Def, Terence Stamp
Henry Rollins, Bai Ling,
Lewis Black,Willem Dafoe
Alan Cumming, Michael
Caine, Sean Connery,
Maggie Smith, Elaine
Stritch, Bruce & Brandon Lee,
Rowan Atkinson, Gene
Hackman, Jackie Chan,Ben Kingsley,
Spaulding Gray, Sonny
Chiba, Ron Jeremy (Hey, he's a Funny guy)
William H. Macy, Margaret
Cho, Eric Bana
Andre Braugher, Jet Li,
Patrick Stewart,Vincent D'Onofrio
Sam Rockwell, Viggo Mortensen,
Ian McKellen,George Carlin,
, David Cross,Steve Buscemi,
Gene Hackman
Peter Boyle, Grover,
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Gina Gershon, Lauren
Bacall, Audrey Hepburn,Eddie Izzard
Gary Cooper, Michael
Rooker, Lemmon & Matthau, Miranda Richardson
Helen Mirren, Christopher
Walken (I KNOW) Javier Bardem
Artists
(Uh..Art): Hirschfeld, Dali, Escher,
Steinberg, Julien Schnabel,
Lichtenstein, Maddocks,
Brian Froud, Warhol,
Neiman, Latrec, Pollock,
Leonardo Di Caprio, Asparagus,
Public Restrooms, Pat Buchanan,
Subway Banisters,UberHipsters,
Bill 'Crotchety Righty' O'Reilly ,
Tuna Salad, Stupid People,The
Death Penalty
Dirty Old Men, Hairy
Backs,Pop Music
David Duchovny, Celine
Dion, Heroin Chic,
Fanatic Chastising Nitpicking
Modern Feminists who have Lost Sight of the True Purpose of Feminism
Patchouli Bathers, Trent 'FuckNut'
Lot
The Trendy-Breastless,
the sexually inhibited,
StinkyFolk,John Ashcroft,
1010321220345900 Commercials,
Goldfish, Rosie O' Donnell,
MUFFINS
Starr "Animal Hating
Fatass" Jones
Paris Hilton and her Universe of Irrelivance
Faux Lesbionic Shenanigans
Fertility Drug-Decatuplets,
The Religious Right,
The UnTweezed, Stay-Put
Lipstick,
Days When My Eyebrows
Don't Match
Days When I Don't Have
Eyebrows
Crinkly Green Women Who
Are Mean
The Snotty People in
Soup Commercials
Post Dinner Panza, PRETZELS
The inexplicable national urgency for Jlo news
The existence of a $10,340.00
Balenciaga shirt
The Orange Men and Women
of Tinybuttville
DayRuiner couples
Being Closer to 30 than
20
Anyone who owns a piece of two million dollar 'bling'
UberGoombas with no sleeves
Multi-Directional Boob
Days
Having to Repeat Myself
People Who Don't Appreciate
Their Lives
People Who Need Bras
and Don't Wear Them
The Evil Elves That Make
Me Look Bad in Pictures
Liplessellenieuglychicks,
Cattiness,The Bad Piece of Chicken,
The Humorless Beige Contingent
People who wont wear
fur but eat meat or wont eat meat and own leather shoes...
three letters:
P...M...S