Favorite Recurrent NYC Subway Personalities:
The Open-Mouth Sleeper
110 year old Asian man with Orange Plastic Bag of Fish
The Ever Rage Inducing 'Mah Cousin Got a Club Foot' Door Holder
The Covert Masturbator
The Kicking Up Some George Clinton Style Funk Smelly Homeless Guy
Yelling/Cursing/Crying/Laughing at the People in Her Head Lady
"Want Some Cotton Candy? No? How About Batteries?" Guy
'W' Reading, Burberry Wearing, Disgusted to Be Here Prissy Girl
Ludicrously Dressed Tourist with Impossibly Large Map
Singing Tunelessly for your Quarter Guy
and my personal favorite:
Melting Holes in Your Breasts with His Dirty.Dirty Stare Balding Old Guy
Things I'm Sick of Seeing:
Nosepickers on America's Highways
The Calvin Peeing Car Sticker
Emails from 'Cyndii' offering to Enlarge My Penis
Everyplace Becoming a Starbucks
Janet Jackson's Right Tit
Beer Advertising itself as Lo Carb and Healthy-It's
Beer
Brittany Murphy.Period.
Harvey Keitel's Naked Shwang in Every Movie
Skinny East Vil Hipsters With $600 Mullets
The Sprawling Grey Ear Hair of My Newspaper Guy:
...I love you dude but its like hibernating gerbils in there.
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