DOB: 8/02
Sign: Leo/Dragon
Height:
Five Feet Two Inches
Weight:
127
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown,
Scary
Fragrance:
Samsara, Diorella, Fracas, Sicily
Food: Indian,Tibetan,Ethiopian,Senegalese,Japanese,Cajun,
Moroccan,Mediterranean,Israeli,
Mexican, Spanish, Italian,Soul Food,
Spirulina Balls, Quorn Cutlets,
Zone Perfect Bars, Guacamole
(and any other concoction of
the almighty avocado)
Cucumber,Hummus & Cheddar
sandwiches
Nachos, Chili, Coconut Cream
Pie,Ripe Berries
Channa Masala, Shitake &
Portobello Mushrooms,
Bok Choi, Kale, Seaweed,
Scharfen Berger Chocolate, NeuHaus
Strawberry Truffles,
Juicy Pear JellyBellies, Sour
Apple Anything,
Music: Anything
Out of Memphis, Soul, Arena rock,
Funk, Mambo, Folk, Glam Rock,
Bad Hair Metal, Acid Rock,
Late 70's St. Mark's Punk, Early
90's Seattle Stuff,
Jazz, Terrible 80's Synth Pop,
Motown,
Show Tunes, Big Band, Old School
Rap
Gospel, Blues and Religious Spirituals
Bands and Singers:
The Doors, Johnny Cash, Devo
Leonard Cohen, John Lee Hooker,
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Lou Reed, Ella Fitzgerald, James
Brown, The Beatles,
STP, Iggy Pop, The Rolling Stones,
OutKast, Black Sabbath,
Little Richard, Dave Brubeck,
Stevie Wonder, No Doubt,
Madonna, DeLaSoul, Digital Underground,
PreSellout Metallica,
Otis Redding, Faith No More,
Nirvana, Led Zeppelin,Louis Armstrong,
Jimi Hendrix, Cyndi Lauper, The
Ramones, Paul Simon,
Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk,
Guns N' Roses, Tool, John Coltrane,
The Clash, Mahalia Jackson, L7,
Sarah Vaughn, Black Flag,
New York Dolls, Talking Heads,
Bessie Smith, Bird and Diz,
Culture Club, Alice in Chains,
Rollins Band, Queen, The Misfits,
Thicke, Jamiroquai, Beethoven,Bob
Dylan, Jeff Buckley, Tim Buckley,
Mike Nesmith, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden,
Marvin Gaye, Barry White,
David Bowie, Slick Rick, Diana
Krall, Al Green
Authors:
Vladimir Nabokov, Eric Schlosser, Amy Zarkos
Oscar Wilde, Jeffrey Steingarten,
W.H. Auden,
Dorothy Parker,Tolkien, Lord Byron, Adam
Weisen,
P.G. Wodehouse, Steven King,
Sophocles, Peter Straub,
Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost,
Margaret Atwood,
Movies:
(favorites of all time, to date)
Jaws, Chopper,
Times Square, The Crow, The Original Stepford Wives,
the ORIGINAL
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Mommie Dearest,
Enter the
Dragon, They Live,91/2 Weeks,
Heavy Metal,
Schindler's List, Thin Red Line,
EXCALIBUR,Fight
Club, Kung Pow,Henry & June,
To Sir,
With Love,Deliverance,Wet Hot American Summer,
Adrian
Lyne's Lolita, LOTR-FOTR,TT,RotK,
And the
Band Played on,Apocalypse Now,
Monty Python
and the Holy Grail
Suspiria,
Das Boot,the Shining,American Pimp,The Last Unicorn,
Any Sean
Connery Bond,Platoon, Crouching Tiger, Diner
All the
Star Trek movies, Heathers,Les Triplets Du Belleville,The Wild Saragossa Sea
The Exorcist,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
Amelie,
Badlands, Spirited Away,Kiki's Delivery Service,
GoodFellas,
A Clockwork Orange,Nightmare Before Christmas,
The Handmaid's
Tale, Natural Born Killers, Crying Freeman
Some Kind
of Wonderful, Edward Scissorhands,
Before
Night Falls, O Brother, The Mack, Willie Dynamite
The Rocky
Horror Picture Show, Club of the Discarded,
The Usual
Suspects, Grease, Full Metal Jacket,
The Warriors,
Best in Show, Brazil
Original
Star Wars Trilogy, A Mighty Wind,
Star Woids
T.V. Shows:
The Simpsons, Futurama, Taxi,
The Golden
Girls, Cop Rock, Star Trek: TNG,
Andromeda,
Conan O'Brien, The Odd Couple,
Kids in the Hall, all the Law and Orders,
Mr Show,The State, Homicide, OZ,
The Daily
Show, St.Elsewhere, The Honeymooners,
Hill Street
Blues, The Incredible Hulk, V,
Animaniacs,
The Oblongs, The Muppet Show
Actors,Actresses
and General Personalities:
Christopher
Walken, Eric Bana, Kevin Spacey,
Ian McKellen,
Hef, Henry Rollins, Paul Giamatti,
Elias Koteas,
Patricia Clarkson, Ron Jeremy,
Alan Cumming,
William H. Macy, Helen Mirren,
Hank Azaria,
Willem Dafoe, Alfred Molina,
Elaine
Stritch, Grover, Sam Rockwell, Peter Sellers,
Edward
Norton, Christopher Guest, Al Sharpton,
Bruce and
Brandon Lee, Judi Dench, Richard Coyle,
John Malkovitch,
Maggie Smith, Will Ferrell, Angelina Jolie,
Derek Jacobi,
Leo McKern, Clive Owen, Jean Reno,
Harry Shearer,
Eugene Levy, Vincent D'onofrio,Sonny Chiba,
Ben Kingsley,
Catherine O'Hara, Lewis Black,
Steve Buscemi,
Morgan Freeman, Ian Holm, Philip Seymour Hoffman,
DeNiro,
Pacino, Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones
Artists:
Hirschfeld, Dali, Escher,
Steinberg,
Schnabel, Lichtenstein, Maddocks,
Brian Froud,
Warhol, Neiman, Latrec, Pollock,
Dirty Old Men
The Winter Uglies
23 year olds who get Botox
Ubiquitous Fake Louis Vouitton
SUV's in the City
Fur thats not still attatched
to an animal
Aging
Renee 'Pickles' Zelleweger
Lifetime: Television for Victims
Village Voice Transexual Masseuses
who are Prettier than Me
The Low Carb Fanatacism
The Anal Violation that is TicketMaster
My Upstairs Neighbors and their
Lead Feet and their Kenny FUCKING G...
My Nose in Every Damn Photo
Chain Smoking 13 year olds
The Fact That I live in A Universe
where Bennifer was Headline News for TWO YEARS
Muffins,Pretzels,Baklava-you
know how I am about dense food :)
Girl Movies: Blecch
Underpants. Nuff Said.
Men Who Wax and/or Tweeze, EEW.
Men are SUPPOSED to be
Hairy! The Ones Who Arent Get
Eaten by the Stronger of the
Species.
Going with the Above theme: Metrosexuals...you
know what I call
men who spend hours shopping
for designer clothes, and making themselves pretty? WOMEN.